As I was browsing around the ummm…. Royal Family website this morning (as one does…. bwahaha), I discovered they had a recruitment section.

No shit.

So I’m going to officially start a series of posts here at weird.wurk.net about working for the British Royal Family. Because working there has got to be one of the most ‘far-removed-from-reality’ experiences around.

Take the ad for Trainee Butlers, for example. Part of it reads…

“The Master of the Household’s Department is the largest department of the Royal Household. It is responsible for catering, housekeeping and entertaining at The Queen’s official residences.”

The Master of the Household’s Department? Why can’t they just call it the staff canteen, like most normal workplaces. I have no idea. But I will be following this site pretty damn closely for any trace of weirdness - like this for example. And I quote…

DAVID Icke, the former sports presenter who once proclaimed himself to be the Son of God, has offered up more of his unusual wisdom, this time claiming that the Royal Family are “bloodsucking alien lizards”.

Mr Icke, 53, claims the Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh are shape-shifters who drink human blood to look like us.

David Icke, I salute you.