Come in number 9, it’s time for your medication.
I’ve heard stories about this kind of thing before: taking part in clinical trials to earn some cash. Now I know they’re probably very safe and all, but you still hear all kinds of tales about what actually goes on at these things. Like the kind of clinical trials where you have to take drugs that make it seem like you have alzheimers. Just to see what happens. Or where you have a finger surgically removed, then reattached. Just to see what happens. Or where you have your brain swapped out with one of your kidneys for a couple of weeks, both hands surgically attached to your knees, and a full body hair transplant.
Y’know, just to see what happens.
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Lei (Profile) said on December 15, 2005 @ 6:29 pm...
I earned quite a bit of pocket change in college by participating in studies. Notice anything weird about me?